Stay low, Go fast // Kill first, Die last
Joined on 4/18/15
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Start the game
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch the Turtle